Wait, what?

 Apparently there's some sort of kerfuffle going on involving 5E and ... baristas? I'm so confused.

Does 5E have a barista class now? With a Create Espresso spell to double movement and attack rates? Does the class feature a Caffeination ability that makes them immune to sleep spells? Can they mire their opponents in a froth of latte foam? Do they have to write their target's name on a paper cup? 

I've paid little to no attention to 5E since its release, but now ... I have questions. So many questions.

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