Apparently there's some sort of kerfuffle going on involving 5E and ... baristas? I'm so confused.
Does 5E have a barista class now? With a Create Espresso spell to double movement and attack rates? Does the class feature a Caffeination ability that makes them immune to sleep spells? Can they mire their opponents in a froth of latte foam? Do they have to write their target's name on a paper cup?
I've paid little to no attention to 5E since its release, but now ... I have questions. So many questions.